Pee Wee's Secret

The iconic photograph that sums up the evening of January 13th, 2008.

I Cut My Own Hair

I save money by cutting my own hair. See how straight I keep it along the back. Smooth.

At Phil's Fish Market

After watching Jessica swim with sea-lions, the madcap revelers tumble into the fish market. A still sober Glenn smiles as he awaits his food.

Where's Our Calamari?

Nearly forty seconds have passed and our food has still not arrived. Adam contemplates a show of force while Glenn slips into morose introspection. Jessica is happy to be dry.

Poised on the Brink of Madness

Oblivious to whispers of mutiny, Captain Ahab plots his approach to the White Whale.

Smilin' and Stylin'

Dylan, bedecked in her dandyish attire, is a paragon of style.

Atop a Driftwood Log

The merrymakers climb onto a driftwood log behind the Fish Market to await the coming destruction of the world by flood.

It's a Phone AND a Camera

Rump Shakers

Shake baby, shake baby, shake baby, one two, one two.

Mercury Schmercury

A poignant shot of the power plant next to Phil's Fish Market.

Group Hug

Seeking refuge from the bitter blast of the ocean wind, the merrymakers cling to each other like orphans.

Garden of Earthly Delights

We emerge from a redwood forest into a clearing and discover what appears to be an Italian restaurant named Ciao Bella. Little did we know we had stumbled into a decadent playground.

Lava Lamp Dreams

Inside Ciao Bella, Travis warms his face by a lava lamp.

Decadence has a New Face

Adopt Us

Public Exhibition of Wanton Sexuality

Dylan and Adam scramble onto the stage at Ciao Bella to perform sexual acts to the delight and/or dismay of an Amish family.

Action Shot 1

Jessica partakes in either her second or third beer bong.

Action Shot 2

Half way there! One can only admire Jessica's concentration and athletic poise.

Down to the Suds

Picture of the Year

Mecia the Wise

Her voice of reason was lost in a hurricane of mayhem and sleaze.

DJ Travis

Travis sneaks in the DJ booth and handily replaces Guns N Roses with Bassnectar's Underground Communication CD.

Puberty Ritual

Having witnessed Jessica's triumphant encounter with the beer bong, Glenn contemplates his own passage to adulthood.

Apprehension

Jessica watches in apprehension, clutching at the fabric of her shirt in fear for Glenn's safety.

Worry

Jessica and Dylan look on in abject worry as Glenn skirts death.

Remorse

His gut swollen by a gallon of warm beer, Glenn is all too aware of his rash action.